Innocent joke?--not at this place

So it turns out our kitchen police won't be working after all. The 2nd watch were informed in their roll call that the camera was a joke by "Ernie." Who is Ernie? Does Ernie know that anywhere else it would be funny, but not at the OEMC. All it did was bring some more buzz around the room. So sorry Ernie , well we give you some applause for trying to make us laugh, it just didn't work that way, at least not for most of us. Now, can someone please address the parking lot issue, midnights has to put up with people flying into work on their way out, days has to put up with afternoon personnel just leaving their cars anywhere, literally. Afternoons has to deal with having no parking spot because everyone parks in that lot. What happened to you can only park there if you are employed there. If you are there for in service training, coming to pick up a check (Tmas), coming to take a tour, or interview it should be stated that they cannot park in the lot. There is plenty of on street parking for the public and guess what it's been so nice lately. Is it going to take an accident for someone to put their foot down?